What I Didn't Understand I'll Tell You Here

Sunday, November 22, 2009

wanna hear the biggest secret?

i suck at drinking hot beverages.

1. I spun my stirring device around my tea to make that damned honey go away only to leave the taste behind. That's ok. I laid the tea bag back into the sweet water and it rotated super intensely for seven seconds or so. I wanted it to stop so I pulled the slack tight on the rope and brought the tea bag to shore.

2. Grape jelly is fucked. Once you get to the bottom your knife is never long enough and your wrist always wants more jelly.

3. I woke up at 4am this morning and have heard the world start up. I've done this before and it will never be old.

4. I type this as the steam of my tea fleetingly flickers in front of the text.